$CHIMPEPE — 50% Chimp, 50% Pepe, 0% Sanity
CHIMPEPE ARCADE
LEADERBOARD
Scores are computed in your browser, so this board is honour-system. It is for bragging rights and nothing else — there is no prize, and there will never be one attached to a number a player can edit.
LIVE CHAT
offline — not connected yet
About $CHIMPEPE
50% chimp, 50% pepe, 0% sanity. Born from a glitch in the mempool, sailing for the captured value.
THE UNHINGED MANIFESTO
$CHIMPEPE
Born from the degen chaos of the Bitcoin Runes ecosystem: an open terminal, two arcade cabinets, and a Rune holding the whole thing together. Memetic mayhem with a keyboard.
No roadmap theatre, no utility slide deck. What is built is on this site and playable right now — the rest is below, marked honestly.
Everything here is free to play: no wallet, no signup, no token. Wagering real money on your own skill is Phase 3, and it is not live yet.
Holding the token doesn’t pay you from the arcade. Winning does.
CONTRACT ADDRESS (CA)
TOKEN CHAOSONOMICS
- 1. TICKER $CHIMPEPE A Rune on Bitcoin
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2. NETWORK
BITCOIN
Minted as a Rune, traded on odin.fun
No presale. No team allocation. -
3. SUPPLY
SET AT LAUNCH
Dev buy: —
Every number verifiable on-chain - 4. UTILITY COMMUNITY MAYHEM The arcade’s wagering currency once Phase 3 ships
THE ROADMAP (ROAD TO THE HEIST)
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PHASE 1
THE TERMINAL AWAKENING
- Fair launch, no presale
- Live terminal chat
- Two cabinets, free to play
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PHASE 2
THE ARCADE EXPANSION
- Sign in with a Bitcoin wallet
- Leaderboards per cabinet
- Airdrops for the top players
- Phase 3 mechanics revealed
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PHASE 3
THE GRAND BANANA HEIST
- A real arcade runner
- Wager real crypto
- Win-to-earn payouts
Phase 3 is gated on purpose. Both games score in your browser today, so a score can be edited from the console. That is fine for bragging rights and not fine with money on it. Wagering switches on when the games are cheat-proof — and only where it is legal to play.
PHASE 3
THE GRAND BANANA HEIST
- A real arcade runner
- Win-to-earn payouts
The vault opens when the game is cheat-proof.
LOCKED
The Grand Banana Heist
